Houston's Food Nazis according to the Press

I showed you here what Seinfeld's Soup Nazi was up to these days, but now The Houston Press' Brian McManus is featuring our town's versions of this beloved character:

A tall, bald, mustachioed waiter with crooked teeth, dark circles beneath his eyes and a bit of a paunch comes by the table to refill waters. "You two drinka lika fish," he comments.

"Why you read magazines? You no like each other?" The two explain that they do enjoy one another's company. They are treated to a lecture on, among other things, the death of conversation. "People, they no communicate anymore. It's very sad."

"Who is this on this magazine?" Mustachioed Waiter asks as he sets down hot plates of food. "Paul Wall," the two answer. "He's a Houston rap artist," they offer when their explanation is greeted with a puzzled expression. "You like rap music?" they ask.

They are then treated to another lecture, this one about the current state of parenthood. "Parents no care for their kids anymore. They get in the way of careers; the parents go off to Paris and Spain for the weekend, leave the kids at home..."

That was from Bibas One's a Meal on West Gray. My wife and I like that place. The paper says the rest of the so-called nazi's all inhabit restaurants around the Midtown and Downtown areas. CONTACT: Leave me a Houston or Texas media news tip | COMMENT: Click to leave your thoughts on this post here