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Showing posts with label Netherlands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Netherlands. Show all posts

Friday, June 11, 2010

McDonald's serves shrimp in Europe

Euroknallers at McDonalds
Euroknallers at McDonald's


Euroknallers at McDonald's in The Netherlands. Yes McDonald's serves shrimp in Europe. I did not try them.

What's next? Ronald serving Champagne in France? Hopefully not for his sake. That would just give some more reason to get him fired.

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Smoking pot in Amsterdam's Red Light District

Red Light District in Amsterdam.


You could probably care less about all the stuff I've told you about the Netherlands so far. Everyone wants to know about Amsterdam's Red Light District and all of the marijuana smoking going on over there.

Oude Kerk or The Old Church - AmsterdamI did visit the Red Light District. No I was not a paying customer. I had to pass through the district to get to the church hidden in the attic museum (Our Lord in the Attic) which was unfortunately under construction but still worthwhile anyway. Let's just say around 4pm the women in the windows might want to make you turn out the red light from what I can tell. Strangely enough, the Oude Kerk or "old church," Amsterdam’s oldest parish church, is right in the middle of this district. It was odd.

After vising the Anne Frank museum, I went back to the Red Light District and found it picked up around 8pm. Tons of people were just walking around and gawking - men and women actually (I thought the parents with young kids in tow were out of line). The photo above is the only one I took because the guide books say big bouncers show up and attempt to take your camera away if you get to picture happy. Also a camera makes you a big theft target.

I felt safe there because this time of year it does not get dark in Amsterdam until 10pm. There were also lots of police around. And let's face it, when there are elderly tourists walking around with canes, it's hard to have a sense of too much danger. Especially if there is no Viagra around. (Guide book says get out of there by 10:30pm because of drug users and other trouble hanging around.)

The girls in the windows at the later hours are what you expect. They do anything to get attention but nothing over the top (other than wearing swim wear looking stuff). The guide book said there are all types of women offering services and they are independent contractors who pay taxes. Wow, there are supposedly people in high levels of the US government that don't pay those.

I found it amusing that there were restaurants, bars and dessert shops mixed in throughout the area. Must be a place where people work up an appetite. The area is called De Wallen and you can read more about it here.

Now for the marijuana. Unlike Los Angeles where there is currently a war going on against medical marijuana dispensaries, these shops are all legal. The only time cops bust the so-called "coffee shops" is when normal tobacco is being smoked inside (just like much of the US now).

Like the Red Light District, I was not a customer at the "coffee shops" but I clearly saw a lot of people who were (and could smell their patronage too). When you exit the Amsterdam Central train station, the first place to go is the Red Light District which is full of these shops. The guide books say the shops cannot advertise weed - you as the customer must ask for a menu. Typical US and UK pot smokers are not used to the level of the strongest Dutch product. The book says you can remain high 10-12 hours on the strongest stuff. Supposedly light weights can order a weaker joint (or brownie). There is supposedly one shop run by two Americans that can help out North American tourists.

As you can tell Dutch society is pretty tolerant and progressive. Although that openness might be in danger of getting the door slightly shut according to Wednesday's election results.

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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

PIC: Would you use a toilet in the middle of the street?

Delft art work
Delft art work


I've been getting questions about the above photo taken in Delft and I can certainly flush out the reasons why. Yeah, it is a toilet in the middle of a canal lined street. Don't worry though, this is just Dutch art. "Voor de kunst" translates to "for art."

But speaking of public urination...I did see a kiosk in the middle of an Amsterdam street where men could relieve themselves. No shy bladders allowed. I'm not joking. Men could walk up to it, unzip and let her him rip. I almost held a protest to fight for the right for women to urinate publicly.

Now I don't want you to get the wrong impression about Delft from my strange photo. It is a charming place with canals and old churches (very old churches READ MORE ABOUT Nieuwe Kerk and Oude Kerk). The city also had an HandM store while Houston does not (ladies I know that is a sore subject).  Here are more photos that won't inspire you to sit down and read a magazine.





Delft, The Netherlands
Delft, The Netherlands

De Nieuwe Kerk te Delft, The New Church of Delft
De Nieuwe Kerk te Delft, The New Church of Delft

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Canal street in Delft


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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Cool Ranch Doritos are known as something else in Europe

Cool American Doritos flavor


Clearly Americans aren't totally hated around the world like many would like you to believe. What we know as "Cool Ranch Doritos" in the United States, is labeled "Cool American Doritos" in the Netherlands (and other parts of the world too I would imagine).

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Monday, June 07, 2010

Surprise, I've been in Amsterdam

Binnenhof parliament complex in The Hague, Netherlands
Binnenhof parliament complex in The Hague, Netherlands

Binnenhof parliament complex in The Hague, Netherlands
Binnenhof parliament complex in The Hague, Netherlands

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If you've been wondering why this blog has sucked even more than usual, it's because I've been in Europe. Specifically in the Netherlands exploring the cities of Amsterdam, The Hague and Delft. But being the intrepid blogger that I am, posts still kept coming even while I was across the Atlantic.

I had a really good time. The Netherlands is a great country. Lots of history, easy public transportation and most people are physically fit from walking. Not many people drive cars there, they use foot or pedal power if not on a light rail or train.

The food was good too. A big club sandwich appears to be a country favorite. Italian food is also a trendy item there currently too. A waiter told me Heineken beer was "crap." The beer of choice seemed to be Jupiler.

So for the next week, I will be posting about my trip and sharing photos and information you probably could care less about. Call it more information on the Netherlands than you wanted to know about! Don't worry, I will be mixing in other posts too.



Madame Tussauds in Dam Square Amsterdam
Madame Tussauds in Dam Square Amsterdam


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