Are these Houston Texans jokes funny?

A very loyal mikemcguff.com blog reader submitted these Houston Texans jokes to me today. He/she would like to remain anonymous.

It's now your turn to determine if they are funny:

Mario Williams is having a fan meet and greet at the Kroger on Westpark. That way he can get a few sacks. (insert rim shot)

The city of Houston is considering a plastic bag ban. Randall’s is rolling out a new logo when that happens, “Fewer sacks than Mario”.

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