How to escape quicksand

Banjo Jones is worried that most of what he posts is "crap" so he is offering some life saving advice. While I don't agree with the "crap" part, I do like useful advice THAT COULD KEEP ME ALIVE!

Cue drama filled promotion music for TV. (Husky voice very compressed reads) "If you found yourself trapped in quicksand, would you know how to get out?!" Find out tonight on The Brazosport News at 10!"

Yes, Banjo Jones is really offering this helpful advice:

If you ever find yourself trapped in quicksand, DO NOT PANIC.

There is a way to escape. Just don't give up and get sucked under.

Now, if you know you're traversing quicksand country, be advised that you should carry with you a stout pole. This could prove "invaluable."

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