Worst McGuff baby names

Jeff Ehling so kindly gave my wife and me some of the worst names he could think of for a baby. (There are no plans at this time for a little McGuff)

In anticipation off the blessed event. First [seven] I could think of, in no particular order...

Mickey McGuff

Mortimer Fetish McGuff

Toman (Toe-Man) McGuff

Tocheese (Toe-Cheese) McGuff

Finger McGuff

Tuffy McGuff

Sagat Six McGuff

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