Ironic since I used to yell at Lanny Griffith whenever he came on the radio, "Get off my radio! You are not remotely funny!" :)
Haha that is funny lol but heck I probably would've done the same thing.
I would have taken the phone out of his hand hit him on the forehead and said there's an app for that bitch.
I don't blame him. It's getting to where you can't take two steps in a grocery store without running into someone who can't walk and talk on the cell phone at the same time. They block the aisle, can't navigate their buggies because one hand is attached to the phone attached to their ear. WHAT THE @#$% IS SO IMPORTANT THAT THE PHONE CALL CAN'T WAIT???? The longer they talk the more braindead they become and then they are a hinderance to the flow of carts in the aisles and checkouts. Many times, I can't help but say "GET OFF THE PHONE IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOUR CART" as I pass by them. This is just getting out of control.