Monday, April 10, 2006

Worst McGuff baby names

Jeff Ehling so kindly gave my wife and me some of the worst names he could think of for a baby. (There are no plans at this time for a little McGuff)

In anticipation off the blessed event. First [seven] I could think of, in no particular order...

Mickey McGuff

Mortimer Fetish McGuff

Toman (Toe-Man) McGuff

Tocheese (Toe-Cheese) McGuff

Finger McGuff

Tuffy McGuff

Sagat Six McGuff

Maybe someone out there can actually come up with better/worse names.

4 comments:

Russell said...

Expecting??? When? Do you know if its a boy or a girl? I had no idea. Congrats!

How about Timothy or Christopher. Yes, I am more of a traditional parent when it comes to names... hence my sons: Charles and Thomas. But I think that Timothy or Christopher sound good with McGuff.

Russell said...

"(There are no plans at this time for a little McGuff)"

Follow-up: you really shouldn't put the most important information in brackets... ;) - its way too early in the morning for me.

mikemcguff said...

This post and the original email that I forwarded has brought much confusion and sometimes anger. It's a perfect blog post!

john b. said...

How about something like Ray Peters McGuff or Harder Peters McGuff? I like those.

Just don't use Brady Bass McGuff!