Worst McGuff baby names
Jeff Ehling so kindly gave my wife and me some of the worst names he could think of for a baby. (There are no plans at this time for a little McGuff)
In anticipation off the blessed event. First [seven] I could think of, in no particular order...
Mickey McGuff
Mortimer Fetish McGuff
Toman (Toe-Man) McGuff
Tocheese (Toe-Cheese) McGuff
Finger McGuff
Tuffy McGuff
Sagat Six McGuff
Maybe someone out there can actually come up with better/worse names.

4 comments:
Expecting??? When? Do you know if its a boy or a girl? I had no idea. Congrats!
How about Timothy or Christopher. Yes, I am more of a traditional parent when it comes to names... hence my sons: Charles and Thomas. But I think that Timothy or Christopher sound good with McGuff.
"(There are no plans at this time for a little McGuff)"
Follow-up: you really shouldn't put the most important information in brackets... ;) - its way too early in the morning for me.
This post and the original email that I forwarded has brought much confusion and sometimes anger. It's a perfect blog post!
How about something like Ray Peters McGuff or Harder Peters McGuff? I like those.
Just don't use Brady Bass McGuff!
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